Detective Clint Harcove

Harcove, Detective Clint

Mentioned in Dark in Death (late February, 2061)

Personal Information

• Occupation: Detective, NYPSD

Interesting Facts

• When Eve ordered a Pepsi, she got a Fester’s Diet Cream Soda instead.

Eve: “This is a damn diet cream soda, you fuck.”
Vending Machine: “Inappropriate language noted. Fester’s Diet Cream Soda offers classic taste guilt free! There is no nutritional value, and certain additives--listed on request--may pose health risks including--”
Eve: “Shut up. Just shut the fuck up and give me my damn Pepsi.”
Vending Machine: “Second incident of inappropriate language noted. Warning! A third incident will result in suspension of Vending privileges.”
Eve: “Note this. I will rip your circuits out with my bare hands, blast them to oblivion with my police issue if you don’t give me my damn Pepsi.”
Vending Machine: “Threats of vandalism will be reported, Harcove, Detective Clint. Acts of vandalism will result in suspension of Vending privileges and a two-thousand-dollar fine plus cost of damages.”
Eve started to tell the idiot, computerized pain in her ass she wasn't Harcove, Detective Clint, then reconsidered.
Eve: “Give me the tube of Pepsi I ordered.”
It shot one out.
Vending Machine: “Your account has been charged for one tube of Pepsi. Pepsi, the choice of generations!”
That would be Harcove’s account, Eve thought as the machine spouted off its hype and warnings.
Vending Machine: “Two violations of inappropriate language and one threat of vandalism have been added to your file.”
Eve: “Yeah.” Eve cracked the tube. “Add this: You can bite me.”

• When she walked into Homicide, she tossed the cream soda to Peabody, who said, “Hey, thanks.” Eve said, “Thank Detective Clint Harcove.” Peabody asked, “Who’s that?” and Eve replied, “I have no idea.”